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Posted on: 20th Jun 2015
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EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT.
SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM: �I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.�
�Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.�
�How much do you charge?�
�Eighty dollars per visit,� replied the doctor.
�I'll sleep on it,� I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. �Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?� He asked.
�Well, Eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck.�
�Is that so?�; With a bit of an attitude he said, �and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?�;
�He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.�
FORGET THE SHRINK
HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER
IT'S ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT.
SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM: �I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.�
�Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.�
�How much do you charge?�
�Eighty dollars per visit,� replied the doctor.
�I'll sleep on it,� I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. �Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?� He asked.
�Well, Eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck.�
�Is that so?�; With a bit of an attitude he said, �and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?�;
�He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.�
FORGET THE SHRINK
HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER
IT'S ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION
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